This is my happy post for the day. I am an avid reader of good jokes and when I ran across this one, I had to post it. If you have children, or remember being a child, you'll absolutely love this one.
Great Lessons in a Child's Life
1.) No matter how hard you try, you cannot baptize a cat.
2.) When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3.) If your sibling hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the 2nd person.
4.) Never ask your 3-yr old brother to hold a tomato.
5.) You can't trust a dog to watch your food.
6.) Never sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7.) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8.) You can't hide your broccolli in your glass of milk.
9.) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10.) The best place in the world to be when you're sad, is in Grandma's lap.
Have a great day, ya'll.