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Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Gotta love a good blonde joke

I love a good blonde joke, and for all my blonde cyber-buddies, please note that I KNOW none of you fall into the typical blonde categories. However, I've had a few friends in my life that were truly blonde. I mean, way bad.

Anyway, I just got a new blonde joke in my email and I just had to post it. This is one of the best blonde jokes I've ever heard.

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started.

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

Blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ......"

He sighed......... "Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box......."

I love it. LOL

That has to be my happy post for the day, cause I laughed myself silly over this one.


Danielle said...

That was pretty funny! Good one... I might have to tell that one at work tomorrow. :D

BTW you've been tagged!

sapheyerblu said...

I loved it. Laughed til I cried. LOL

silken said...

cute, my son was into blonde jokes for a while. some are pretty funny...since I am not a blonde! :)

sapheyerblu said...

Several years back, I was known as the "smut queen" due to my large, 3-ring binder full of jokes, most of which were blonde jokes.

Being a redhead, I made it my life's work to learn every blonde joke known.

Fortunately, I decided to act my age, and now pass them around the Internet.

Andrew said...

HAH! That is a good one! Hadn't heard it before, and I'm a big fan of blonde jokes. Particularly because I have a few blonde friends who are actually way too smart, so I like teasin' em. Gotta remember this one.

sapheyerblu said...

Hey Andrew,

I totally love blonde jokes. The biggest one around here is that whenever someone does something goofy or just plain dumb, we give them a bad time about being a blonde.

Thanks for stopping by