I love a good blonde joke, and for all my blonde cyber-buddies, please note that I KNOW none of you fall into the typical blonde categories. However, I've had a few friends in my life that were truly blonde. I mean, way bad.
Anyway, I just got a new blonde joke in my email and I just had to post it. This is one of the best blonde jokes I've ever heard.
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started.
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
Blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ......"
He sighed......... "Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box......."
I love it. LOL
That has to be my happy post for the day, cause I laughed myself silly over this one.
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